it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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