found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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