Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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