I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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