he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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