I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
