Dual....:-)
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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