hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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