so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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