I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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