I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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