I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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