I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
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Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
do nipples grow back?
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