Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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