So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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