Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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