i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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