At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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