have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
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Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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