From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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