Having a random hookup so left but love u
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I need to stop coming to work sober
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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