Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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this will be a night to untag.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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