Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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