ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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