we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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