We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
They left me at home... I'm a liability
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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