used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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