You're completely useless in the revolution.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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