just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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