im drinking this country out of the recession.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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