when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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