OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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