I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
