Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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