I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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