It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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