You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i think im in europe. pls send help
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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