The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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