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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (819): View more from Quebec

  She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad

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• (530): View more from California

  the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3

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• (281): View more from Texas

  She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?

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  i think we need a new approach.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable

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