Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable