You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
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Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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