My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
ugly people sure do ruin things
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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