So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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