I must be too annoying 4 u.
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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