you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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