I think scott just propositioned me for sex
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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