Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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