FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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