My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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