I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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