You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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