I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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