You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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