just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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