Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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